Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Jamal is getting married next month, and even typing those words feels weird. That's my baby brother, and now not only are he and his lady getting married but they are having a baby on top of that. I'm proud of him, and I know he'll do just fine. He's always been loyal in relationships..a trait that has eluded me. Perhaps I'll be inspired now...or maybe not. I know people who are happily married, and then I remember Kramer telling Jerry on an episode of Seinfeld that marriages are man-made prisons. With the exception of one person, I'm usually ready to bail after 6 months. Sometimes its a bad decision, other times I get out just in time. But it still feels like there's a huge chasm between my maturity level, and what it takes to commit to someone for life. Gold star for Jamal though. None of my two boys are married either, and we are all knee deep in our 30s. We haven't even had close calls. If it doesn't happen in the next few years, we may all end up living together in the ultimate 40 year old bachelor's pad..if such a thing exists. Let MTV come watch US for 6 months..they'd learn alot

I spent 10 of my 15 minute train ride in this morning trying to position myself to look up this woman's skirt. I know that puts me in the pervert category, but damn her legs were WIDE open. She was reading the paper, so she couldn't see my eyes, so it was open season on her private parts. She had on no drawers either..but then her stop came, she put the paper down, and I got a good look at her. She had a nice body, but her face looked like Lawrence Taylor.. overbite and all (http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/lawrence_taylor_hall.jpg). Never a good look. But I suppose that's what I get for being a dirty old man. All comedians should be required to ride the train at least one week out of their life. There is a countless amount of material on there.

Barry Bonds and the Giants are in town for a three game series against the Nationals. I just may ditch work to go see him play..possibly for the last time. Steroids or no steroids, the man is a legend. Plus I wouldn't mind catching one of his balls..home run balls that is

5 comments:

Fayelonious said...

mtv would learn alot????????????????? just how to make grilled cheese sammiches. i'm thinking it'd be much like that old frat boy movie with luke wilson and vince vaughn and the incomparable WILL FERRELL. the name escapes me but i dont think it'd be good tv, sorry. buck up, y'all.

-Fayelonious

Sha said...

that's what u get...she shoulda hit on u dude...like straight winked at u..ahaha

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devilsadvocate said...

dammit. i was about to write a 500 word essay on you catching balls.

Anonymous said...

Wow.. I think this was the best one yet.. congrats to Jamal, maybe you and your friends should have a camera crew follow Jamal. Maybe then you will learn how to be in a relationship longer than 6 months..
Keep writing Rashad.. it works for you..

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