Thursday, September 21, 2006

It is like death and taxes. Every year, as soon as the temperature dips one degree below 60, there is always one jackass(who is usually black) who breaks out the extra thick leather jacket, as if that is their only defense against the chilly weather. No thin coat, no sport jacket, no sweatshirt, they just go straight for the jugular, and wear the thick black leather coat with the hood. Conversely, there is always yet another jackass(who is usually white), who goes the other extreme, and wears short sleeves and shorts, as if the 55-60 degree weather is really a tropical Bermuda climate. Where's the middle ground man? And these people probably NEVER get sick or get the sniffles. Meanwhile, I've been fighting off a cold for about a week now, and I dress appropriately. By the way this reminds of my own personal theory I call the George Burns theory...

George Burns smoked at least 5 or 6 cigars daily for more than three quarters of his life. Conventional wisdom would tell you that he should have been dead by 50 or 60, of some type of lung or respiratory affliction. But no, George Burns lived to be 100 years old, and died of natural causes, basicaly giving the finger to the anti-tobacco folks. So, there are some people who can have unprotected sex all their life, never get AIDS or an STD, but they get hit by a car and die at 55 years old. And then there are others who will get the STD from hell the first time they have sex. This my friends, is the George Burns theory. I'm sure it is flawed and a bit asinine, but I've been explaning this thing for a good 8 or 9 years, and I' m not stopping now.


So yesterday, my friend Nina and I were discussing the effects and differences of whipping someone as opposed to getting whipped. This was not a slavery nostalgia conversation, but it was about sex. She mentioned that in the past, she had a friend who she whipped it on, and as a a result, he has never really stopped chasing her, and apparently he can never get enough of her goodies. I was telling her that he could have very well been the kind of man who consistently puts HIS mojo on women, which means he has a take it or leave it attitude towards sex with that person; however, when the tables are finally turned, that person is in a position of weakness, and moreso than that, they are intrigued by the forbidden fruit..so they keep chasing. I feel like I'm intellectualizing (not a real word) this concept just a bit too much, but i'm a paragraph deep now, I aint stopping. So Nina's friend probably just wants to keep having sex with her until he's "conquered" her, and then he'll abandon ship. This feeds right into the stereotype that men just want a challenge, and once they get it they leave. This is simply untrue.

I have never really been whipped consistently. I've had isolated session when a woman has seriously blown my mind(sometimes literally) so much, that I think about seriously locking her in my apartment, like we were snowed in like The Shining. But I don't know whether I do something wrong, or I've just possibly slept with the wrong people, but I"ve never had anyone do that to me consistently. I've had great sex, but to whip someone is entirely different level. An older cousin of mine back in the day used to tell me that I wouldn't find that level until I got in a serious and committed relationship. I used to find that hard to believe, but there may be some truth to that. Then again, I have a female friend who is in a satisfying, committed relationship, and she said that her best experiences came from a month long fling in college. She said that he was stupid, but for a month long span, he gave her long deep loving, like it was going out of style.

If you're scoring at home (or if you're alone) you'll notice that I have written about sex twice this week. I'm not getting any, and so I'm going to be writing about it more. It is both therapeutic and cathartic for me, and without this expression vehicle called a blog, I would be a crazy crazy man, and no one wants that.

4 comments:

Jo said...

Hey Crazy MAN . . .glad you're writing instead of going out there ruining some precious girls life! ;o) And as for the whipping! You had me going for a minute . . .I was picturing Nina slapping some man's black, naked ASS and saying nasty stuff! It was hilarious and I was in my office all cracked up . . .and then I realized you meant whip as in nose wide open . . .and it spoiled the fun! Anyway, these articles are getting interesting by the day - good job with the recoup! Just one thing, though . . .you said guys don't just want a challenge . . .I beg your pardon . . . you might have to do one whole article on that one, 'cause it's not like your actions are living proof of that.

Anonymous said...

Hello blogworld. friends and foes. this is nina. I agree w Jo...I think u are living proof that the men-want-a-challenge-theory is alive and well. If I were to have relations with this young man again (which won't happen bc I am in a committed relationship ;) I could prove you incorrect--but I guess we will never know. And, in defense of this young man--beautiful young man--I might add, he could full well think HE is really putting IT on ME (who knows). Okay, I lost my point…let me find it again. So, instead we shall use your life as a template. Not naming names, it is apparent that once a woman gives you the punanaaay and shows some affection you run away-- very quickly I might add. Hence you have "conquered" her prompting you to move on to other uncharted territory. In our conversation, I think the most important point was that if you do the whipping then your partner will definitely seek you out for a long period of time (to your benefit or dismay)--and if they do the whipping then the opposite happens. Long story short--whip or be whipped, it's your choice. I personally prefer to be the whipper...
PS-I must add that in our convo the word “whipped” was never used. Whipped is the polite term for “F*&%ed”

Shaun said...

Ummmm why you have to comment on people breaking out leather coats when the weather changes? It's cold outside man!

Oh and Nina is RIGHT. Rashad... stop, listen and thiiinnk about it.

Miss Black River said...

Hehehe - y'all are funny. I'm off to catch the rest of Grey's Anatomy!!