Im off work today, because it is more important for me to stay home and be here for the delivery of my laptop. So I am sitting here on my friend's laptop, getting ready to watch Chris Rock's Never Scared, sipping on a mimosa. Once this laptop arrives, I will go somewhere and sit outside, so that I can play with it and set it up. Most of you who read this damn blog, probably already have a laptop, so you can't possibly understand the level of elation that I feel right now. As a writer, a laptop is as vital to me, as a gun is to an assassin(please don't get me Patriot Act). Now that I have one, I will be able to write all kinds of things, I will blog more, and I will definitely start a separate blog for just random articles I decide to write. this whole paragraph is starting to sound like an advertisement.

So yesterday, after I got my haircut, I stopped off for a quick drink at a Mexican restaurant. While watching the game, this woman sitting next to me proceeded to start hitting on me. She ordered my drink for me, she told the bartender that i should get a pitcher of margarita, and then she proceeded to bore me with the details of her life. These details included the fact that it was her birthday, she had just gotten an $100 ticket, and she was looking to have fun. She was very attractive, but to be honest, I was just trying to watch the game, not pick up anyone. At one point in the conversation, she commented on the number of ghey men who were in the restaurant, and then she looked at me and said if you're ghey no offense. I told her I was very much straight, and then i realized that she probably was feeling me out, since I clearly was not interested. Eventually, I paid for my drink that she ordered for me, and left. I know someone is reading this thinking that I am a jackass. But never underestimate the importance of watching sports, with a drink in peace.

I'm unfocused right now man, I need this laptop to hurry up and come.