So I am here in Chicago, and so far I am having a damn good time. I ate some Cajun food, I drank some criminally strong margaritas, and I won a game of Scrabble, so all is well with the world. On my way here, I was stuck with the middle seat on the airplane, and I wouldnt wish that on my worse enemy. i couldnt get an arm rest, I couldn't blog, because they were all in my business, and I couldn't go to sleep and liphang (a disease that occurs when you go to sleep, and your lips inexplicablly hang low and eventually open altogether). So I just sat there frozen and in fear..that is no way to be. Also, while I was at the bar, before I left DC, there was this fine Brazilian woman with inpeccable cleavage, who allowed herself to be picked by this dude who was twice her age. everyone, even the bartenders, were dumbfounded by this..this dude sweet talked his way into getting her number, and on top of that, he didn't pay for $30 tab..very impressive.

Anyway, its 1:41am, and i'm tipsy, so i'll stop now. more later..