Thursday, September 13, 2007

I sat down at this here computer at 730 am, and I could think of absolutely nothing that was worth blogging about, so I decided to take a bit of a reprieve. But two things have happened since then, so I shall share. One, I hate it when I have executed a joke with perfect comedic timing, and it falls short. It doesn't fall short because its not funny, but only because the person hearing the joke must live in a damn vacuum. There is a woman here who hurt her shoulder, and she's in a sling. She asked me to do something, and in my retort I called her Bob Dole. Not only did she not know that Senator Dole only has usage one hand, but she also didn't realize who Bob Dole was. She asked me who it was, and why I would say that, and I just told her to google. Someone else within earshot laughed so it wasn't a total loss, but dammit I want perfection.

The second thing I noticed is that there are some blogs that are just hot, stinking garbage. Now I am not an arrogant person, but I'm going to put on my arrogant(or my Kanye) hat for just one second. I think 70% of my entries are pretty stellar, and I'm willing to lower that number to 60%. 40% of the time(much like today) I ramble on about things that make no damn sense to anyone but me, and if someone calls me on it, i'll say yeah you are right. (That last sentence is called self-deprecation.. a tactic I am using to appear humble in the midst of my criticism of others. It lessens the blow a bit.) Lately, I've been reading these boring, mundane blogs that don't talk about jack. They don't make me think, they don't make me laugh, they aren't well written, they are similar to watching someone get up on stage and lip sync. Far be it from me to stand in the way of some one's writing experience via a blog, because I think EVERYONE should write or type their thoughts out. Its a golden feeling. But just know that there are people like me who will talk about you. I think I have taken a step back in my pursuit to be a better man with this entry. So be it though.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

no musical selection today?

tia said...

that was pretty much not funny.

Bashful said...

Why do you continue to read said blogs? As with anything in life if you don't like it or if it does not appeal to you then stop reading it.

Sha said...

Ha..but yet u continue to read them..complain on. enjoy!

maxwellsmusze said...

GO FUCK YOURSELF!
(and by that i mean go find something and then fuck yourself with it)

Have a blessed day!

lex said...

this entry reeks of smug.

oh and how old was said chica? mayhap she is too young to remember the dole man

miracle said...

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. What may seem garbage to you may be precious to others. Maybe your just searching the wrong blogs.