Monday, June 23, 2008

So, as I am going up the escalator in the train station, this man starts running towards me. Now granted, the escalator was only going up, and considering there was a people comng up, clearly this man wasn't paying attention. But he kept running towards me. To the right of me was a woman with a lot of bags, so I knew he wasn't going to squeeze past her, so I was bracing myself for confrontation. This man didnt say excuse me, he didn't attempt to sidestep me, he was just focused on getting on the wrong escalator and catching the train that was about to pull off. Now I suppose I should have gotten out of his way, and let him by, where is the fun in that? So as he kept running towards me without slowing down, I took my forearm, and planted it right in his chest, and knocked his ass down. He popped right up, got in my face, and was like, "What the f**k is your problem, i'm trying to catch the train?", and he pushed me a bit, which I allowed since I had knocked his ass down. I yelled at him, "You're going the wrong f**king way dumbass, and you need to slow your ass down". He tells me to go f**k myself, then he ran to find the CORRECT escalator, and he missed his train. Serves him right.

Now, I am dead wrong for knocking him down. I think I am also wrong for not hitting him again when he pushed me. But I don't care..I can't tell you how good it felt to have a justifiable reason to knock someone flat on their ass. That is how immature I am.

10 comments:

asabi said...

letting out a little pent up frustration and aggression are we? :)

Janelle said...

Do you see why you need a Black Larry David Sitcom??? This is hilarious.

Chubbs said...

wow...you've done what I've wanted to do many times. **bowing**

maxwellsmusze said...

i'm impressed (but not suprised) that you were able to receive a GFY before 9 a.m.

YOU ARE A STAR!!!

Bashful said...

ROFL! Classic, just classic. LOL!

lex said...

omg...

you are a MESS.

sixfive said...

haha, EXCELLENT. He was running up the wrong fucking way??

rashad said...

sixfive,
yeah he was basically trying to run down, when everyone else was rising up.

maxwellsmusze said...

That's what he said!

JazzBrew said...

As a regular rider of Metro I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to do this. I wish I could have seen it.