Sunday, August 24, 2008

I think I have finally found another way to make more money. I have my regular job full of crazy people, and I am assuming that one day my writings on this site, will put a bit of paper in my pocket. But I have yet another trick up my sleeve, and it all goes back to this blog entry I wrote a year and a half ago.

Lunch and dinner are delivered all the damn time, and they have bailed me out on many-a-day when I am feeling sedentary and lazy. I get no such relief at breakfast time. As I type this entry, my pregnant woman is laying in the bed waiting on me to get my lazy ass off the computer, and cook up a feast fit for a queen. I should be able to keep typing, pull a breakfast menu up online from some place, order it, keep typing some more, answer my door, and ta daaaa...breakfast. No such luck right now.

So i'm thinking I would have a business that opened at 5am and closed at 2pm. I know people like to eat breakfast all damn day long, but I just don't have faith a business can thrive that way. But I DO know however that between the hours of 5am and 2pm people want breakfast. During the week there are people who get to work and don't feel like leaving their desk, and my business would cater to them. During the weekend, there are people who have had slow, deep and sweaty sex all morning and neither party feels like getting up and going to the kitchen. With my business, they could roll over, dial my number, go back to having sex, and then boom, here I come with breakfast. Its a win-win.

Who knows if I will really follow through with this, because I am basically making this up as I go along. But it feels like it could be legit, if it doesn't exist already. In the meantime, I'll go cook something. I wonder if breakfast is under the Takeout Taxi umbrella...

4 comments:

Miss. Lady said...

I would be your #1 customer, for real. If I could sleep in and only have to get up to answer the door to have breakfast delivered then I'd be set.

One thing, how are you going to keep it all piping hot from resturant to the door? Especially eggs, you know eggs are no good when they get cold.

rashad said...

Dominoes has those heated sleeves they deliver pizza in, so I could get me some of those.

sixfive said...

Yeah, my concern would be the "piping hot" issue too.. Maybe you can come to people's spots and cook in their kitchen.

£ex said...

Dude...i've had so many ideas that i've never capitalized on...

anyway, i love breakfast but rarely eat it, cuz i'm too darn lazy in the morning. I'm sure im not alone. So yo, if you follow through with your plan and whenever i'm in the area you know i will support