My lady, who felt better enough to go to work today, instructed my still sick ass to stay off the computer, but I had a bit to say, so I'm disobeying. Some sick observations:

-I am scared to eat or drink anything, because I have little to no faith that it will stay down. Even the Pediolyte I had last night came up a short time later, so now I may as well be on that Gandhi diet. I'll try again later on this morning to drink some ginger ale, water, or Pediolyte. How exciting is that? Three nights ago i was enjoying a fine glass of red wine, now I am reduced to this

-Nothing says love more than you and your lady taking turns in the bathroom less than 5 minutes apart. i'll leave it at that

-One of the best parts of my illness, is that I was able to watch the entire first season of the Showtime drama Californication. People had been telling me how good the show was, but I finally saw for myself. Check it out if you can.

- I have missed two days of work, pushed back an article I am supposed to do, and I will miss flag football practice today, all because of this illness. I shouldn't feel guilty, but I do. I rarely miss work, and I rarely get sick, but this is no time to play the hero you know?

Back to bed