I have mentioned the fact that my Christmas party is tomorrow, and I am going because I feel like I have to. But tonight is my girlfriend's Christmas party, and I am attending that partly because she invited me, but mainly because its fun. I don't have to act stiff, drink carefully, or worry about what may be said about me over the next few weeks. I can totally leave out that I work for the Dept. of Justice, and I can solely play up the fact that I am a writer and I cover the Washington Wizards. Then that can segue into some neat stories about what I have seen and covered so far this season. Or if I just want to be a total jackass, I can just tell my lady's co-workers that I am a building technician(aka a janitor) and I can dazzle them with tales of cleaning and fixing just to see them act like that's no big deal. So as you see, the sky is the limit here, and as long as I don't embarass my lady, I shall have fun with it, and write about it tomorrow.
Until then there's not much to say, so I shall post my favorite video of the moment:
Sooner or Later - N.E.R.D.
3 comments:
LOL @ "Or if I just want to be a total jackass, I can just tell my lady's co-workers that I am a building technician(aka a janitor) and I can dazzle them with tales of cleaning and fixing just to see them act like that's no big deal."
It would be shit load of fun to use that line,sit back and let the games begin!!!
Heard you got a B-day coming up next week. ;-))
Ms. Arlene,
My birthday is not until January 20th..the day you officially get a new president
You know... I usually blow off my wife's party but you have just given me an angle to go AND have fun.
We need to fit you with one of those hidden cameras bruh.
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