The picture you see above is one of a strip club that I live right across the street from. It is open 7 days a week, but Thursday through Sunday, is when they do their serious business. And given that the White House Correspondence Dinner was a block away, they figured to do great business this evening. My lady and I have been in there before, but not because the strippers are so great. Its mainly because the bartender knows us, and is so damn friendly.

Anyway, as my lady and I came back from listening to jazz, we walked by this strip club and happened to see the following sign:





Now, not only were there grammatical errors all through this sign, but who decided that "Mother Day" was SO important that the strip club needed to be closed? Shame on them.