Thursday, March 18, 2010

This may be an odd way to start off an entry on this particular site, but I shall do it anyway. I can't stand Rhianna. I won't say hate, because that's a little too strong, but I really do not care for her. She's attractive, but not as pretty as "they" are having me think she is. She cannot sing at all--she just sings one note all the time, but her facial expressions will have you believe that much more vocal excellence is taking place. But its not. I won't delve into the details of her personal life, because that neither helps nor hurts my argument. But...

That damn song she has entitled, "Hard" is all in my head. The chorus is, oddly enough, "I'm so hard!" and she keeps singing it over and over again (by the way, I know i'm old because I'm sure this song has been out since last October, but I'm just now really hearing it). ESPN has taken a shine to the song, and they play it over various sports highlights and montages, and now the song has seeped deep into my brain. As you can imagine this is problematic for two main reasons: One, I think we've already established my dislike for this woman. And two, what does a grown ass man like myself, look like running around singing a chorus entitled, "I'm so hard." I may as well join the creepy man fan club and start calling women sweetheart, rubbing my hands together when I talk, licking my lips 12,000 times a minute, and getting paid visits from Mr. Hansen if I'm going to sing that all the time. So thanks Rhianna for creating these dilemmas

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I also would like to take some time to shout out Ron Washington, the manager of the Texas Rangers. You tested positive for cocaine last year, and rather than waiting for that positive test to become public and then admit you were wrong, you went to your bosses ahead of time to let them know what you had done. You entered a drug program, you've been tested numerous times since then and you continue to come up clean. I applaud you for that, because it takes a man to be proactive with that type of admission...but...

Please don't lie to me and say that you decided to do cocaine for the first time at 58 years old. That's horsesh*t, and as my main man Cliff said last night, "Once you try cocaine once, you've tried it ten times." It was not a one time "transgression" as you put it in your public statement yesterday, it was definitely a regression, and you need to just come on out and tell the truth..and more importantly leave that stuff alone. Must I point out what happened to this man.

And now, some words from the man himself..Mr. Ron Washington


And last but not least, I'd like to wish a happy birthday to my lady. I won't give out her age, because that's rude. But may she continue to rob the cradle!

6 comments:

Notorious Kim said...

I never feel inspired after I hear Rhianna's music or watch her perform. Where's the passion? Where's the emotion?

£ said...

I think rihanna is a hottie... forehead and all. Not to mention, im in love with her abs. And legs. lol. I agree she can't sing though. Or maybe she can, but her style of singing detracts from rather than showcases her talents. To be honest, I have no idea what "hard" sounds like. Though if she does the same caterwauling she did on the jayz track... I can see how your espn experience would be none to good.

As for Ron - I agree with you and Cliff, who starts snorting coke at near 60 years old? LOL come on dude. Definite regression there. but I do applaud him for getting help.

tia said...

that's what she said.

happy birthday, rashad's lady!

Nina said...

i agree she cannot sing and has very very little talent...but as a woman who appreciates other women's beauty i will ask, have you seen the rude boy video? it's worth a watch... and i will leave it at that.

Janelle said...

I'm happy to know that I am not the only one on this earth that is not a fan of Rhianna's "music" and that's using the term liberally. I have to admit she has some catchy tunes but this latest 1/2 yodel, 1/2 two year old temper tantrum whine that she does KILLS ME. And better yet why is she singing 'I'm soo harrrrd yeah yeah yeah". Ummm what's hard?? Is this a chronic condition?? Has she sought professional help for this "hard"ness??

And as for Mr. Washington, you never know. He could have tried to have a just say no to drugs talk that went way awry with his kids or MAYBE his mistress slipped some in his mouth while they were getting freaky and he liked the feeling it gave him orrrrrr maybe he found a powdery substance and inadvertantly sniffed it when he was trying to determine if it was SweetnLo and got hooked because it wasn't SweetnLo. (I watch way to much TV....hahahahhahahaa).

scout said...

LMAO!! Rihanna is skating along on her figure alone. She's not what I'd call talented. But her figure is pretty great, imo.
Wish your sig other a happy birthday for me, as well.