Tuesday, March 29, 2011

I had a dream that I was in a shoe store by myself picking out shoes for me and my son. I tried on my shoes, I told the kid who was working in the shoe store to go get my son's size, and then I went to the counter to pay for everything in cash. I specifically remember paying cash, because I dropped a $20 bill on the ground, and this lady behind me was nice enough to alert me of this, and give it back to me. I finished up my transaction, thanked the kid who helped me, and I walked out of the store. I did not remember him giving me my receipt, so as I walked out of the store, I opened the bag, and looked around for it, and I accidentally bumped into this younger gentleman.

This youngster looked back at me, told me to watch where I was f**king going, and then he flicked my baseball cap off (I'll admit I did not even realize I was wearing one, until he knocked it off). I remember saying I was sorry, and I remember him retorting by saying "whatever b**ch", and then I remember cocking my fist back getting ready to hit this dude, and then my 5:25am alarm went off letting me know that it was time to go swimming. I was so mad when I woke up that I immediately shut my alarm off, and I laid there for a few minutes, hoping I could go back to sleep, and rumble with this young fella. But it never really works out like that does it? I didn't go back to sleep, but I did go to the pool and swim like a good boy. What does this dream mean? I have no clue..I have a bad temper, but I'm usually not that quick to fight.

Speaking of the pool, I would like to send a genuine, heartfelt shoutout to the dude who swam for about 30 minutes in a speedo, came back to the locker room, left the speedo on the bench that's between the lockers, and then went to go shower. Dude you either hang your speedo on the side of the locker, or you put it in your bag, but you do NOT leave clothing that was in your ass, and all up on your franks and beans, in a common area, I don't care if you were in the pool with chlorine. That's sh*t is nasty.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Im i missing a very important stop? Did the dude go swimming in the NUDE? Or should i assume that he put something else on?

rashad said...

He swam in speedos, left them on the bench, and then went to shower

Jazzbrew said...

Actually the fact that you didn't cock your fist back until he said "whatever b**ch" says that the temper is pretty well under control. Knocking off your cap? Nuh uh...

...and I agree 100% on the banana hammock. He shouldn't even be wearing one let along leave it lying around.

Janelle said...

I agree with JazzBrew. This dream shows how much restraint you have now. It starts with relatively normal adult mundane things which led to a controversy which you handled without your temper until you were pushed to the limit (which clearly b*tch is the line in the sand for you, buddy!! hahahahaha).

And shoutout to dude in the speedos for making me crack up at the visual!! hahahahahaha

Sab D said...

PUNKS JUMP UP TO GET BEATDOWN!!!!