You know the whole purpose of being in the mountains is to enjoy the cold weather, sit by the fireplace, drink warm beverages and just relax. Instead, as I sit here typing the temperature is about 63 degrees, there is no snow around me, and even the fake snow on the ski slopes is slowly unraveling. I went outside in a long sleeved shirt and shorts and I was extremely comfortable. If I wanted this type of weather in late December, I'd have gone to Miami, not the mountains. This is bullshit.
I am absolutely convinced that this area I am staying in has at least 2 white supremacy groups somewhere. I have seen confederate flags, there's a paper called the Republican, and the white lady in the convenience store would barely give us eye contact yesterday and the day before. I haven't figured out whether its just blatant racism, or if they just aren't used to seeing black people. Either way, every time I leave out of this house, I am mindful of my skin color and its effect on those around me. I am also mindful of bears. I have yet to see one, but there are warnings signs up all over the place, and when I went to the lake yesterday, I saw some bear prints. Part of me wants a bear encounter just so I can blog about it, but the other part (90% of me) is terrified. Can I outrun a bear? Can I confuse the bear by throwing food its way? Will the authorities help me out, or watch me squirm? These are the hard hitting questions I have been asking myself.
Vacation ends tomorrow morning at 10.
Glamorous Life - Sheila E.
3 comments:
Stay away from the bears man...
Out run a bear? I think not. Bears can run up to 30 MPH. Just curl up in a ball and hope it will sniff you and just go away.
Love the song. Shelia E is mah girl. You about to make me bust out my drum sticks man.
I heard that if you want to get rid of a bear just cover yourself in the urine of a bears natural predator.
UNfortunately bears don't really have predators - other than humans. So you're kind of stuck unless you're willing to engage in some kells-like activity in order to save your soul.
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