First off, if you live in DC and you can vote, check out my main man Alan Page's blog.

Have you ever had one of those nights when you're playing Scrabble (I spanked my wife's ass once again..pause) and enjoying fine wine in glasses that you received via a wedding gift, and you're having such a great time, that you really don't realize how much you drank, until you wake up the next morning and realize that you overdid it, and you feel like you were run over by 67 tractor trailers all at once?

Yeah me either