Saturday, January 20, 2007

Well, my strip club experience with my ladyfriend was wack. We went to two different strip clubs, and never in my life have i ever seen so many flat asses. Most of these women were built like adolescents, which is not at all arousing. Not even the 4 shots of tequila I had could make the experience better. My ladyfriend did buy me a lap dance, and even that was kind of disappointing, because the woman kept talking through the entire dance, and she wasnt completely naked, although her breasts were nice. The best part of the entire night, was spending time with my ladyfriend. We laughed, joked around, looked for women to give HER dances, and everything. And the highlight of the evening, was when one of the dancers came up to her, jiggled her breasts, and then squeezed her ass. Yes I am a perverted man, but dammit it was my birthday, so I can do that. The locals here were telling my lady and I that we werent even at the best strip club, so tonight by ladyfriend and I will hit that one. I will also be going to dinner, I am going to a college track meet, and at some point I will try to figure out how to use this damn IPOD. I need a tutorial or something.

oh, and I finally saw snow..not in DC, but Albuquerque of all places. Go figure..

And today is my 32nd birthday...

3 comments:

Bashful said...

Happy, Happy Birthday Rashad!

Miss Black River said...

Oooh y'all NASTY! Have fun on your birthday darlin'.

Jo said...

The dancer came up to your ladyfriend and jiggled your ladyfriend's breasts and then squeezed your ladyfriend's ass OR the dancer came up to your ladyfriend and jiggled her breasts and then squeezed her ass OR the dancer came up and jiggled her breasts and then you squeezed her ass? You had me all confused with that sentence, but at least you are having fun. I can't wait to hear the unabreviated version of this story. Talk soon. And happy belated b-day to YOU!