Friday, February 09, 2007

I walked out of the house without any chapstick in sight. I usually keep some in my pocket, and in my bag just in case, but apparently there was some type of oversight. I walked out of the house looking like Ashy Larry. Luckily for me, no one ever pays attention to me in the morning, so I'm fine.

So last night I had this WILD dream involving Jay-Z, Beyonce, me and my old apartment in Greenbelt. Initially, I was alone looking out of the window in my old bedrrom, and when I turned around, Jay-Z and Beyonce were there in the nude..Jay-Z was just lying there, and Beyonce was gyrating and writhing all over him. Immediately, I walked towards the door to leave, but they both told me not to leave. So I proceeded to watch them having sex, and it was definitely a pain/pleasure type deal. At the time I was thoroughly enjoying seeing Beyonce naked(especially all that ass. However, seeing Jay-Z in the buff was definitely a vomit-worthy moment, and I think this was payback for me tackling gay issues two days in a row on this here blog. During their sexcapades, I tried to leave again, but they were vehemently against me doing so. At one point I reached out and touched Beyonce's breast, and judging by the look Jay-Z gave, he was vehemently against me doing that also. It was very weird, and it ended with me sitting at my desk talking to Beyonce while Jay-Z was in the shower. This is one dream where I can do without an interpretation.

I can't tell you how weird it was last night on CNN, MSNBC and Fox News, while watching coverage(or lack thereof..hahaha) of Anna Nicole Smith. On one side of the screen you'd see respected tv personalities like Geraldo, Bill O'Reilly, Larry King, and Anderson Cooper talking about legitimate issues surrounding her death(how she died, her money, her child, etc). And then on the other side of the screen, you'd see clips of Anna Nicole Smith, where she would be hitting the most blatent come-fuck-me poses man has ever seen. She's poke her ass out, smile, wiggle her breasts, and god knows what else, while these people were talking, and it made it hard for me to take it seriously. I could say more, but I don't want to disrespect her legacy or her family(who are avid readers of my blog of course).

Alright - Allen Anthony

5 comments:

Miss Black River said...

You are so wrong for showing all of Beyonce's booty to the world!!

Jo said...

I will save you the dream interpretation then . . .

I love a man who has chapstick with him no matter what . . .I happen to be a chapstick junky myself . . . so I can totally relate to the need for chapstick in every bag, car, nook, cranny, work desk, and etc.

As for Jay Z in the buff! EWWWW! Ughh! I can't even stomach that as a girl . . .gross! I can't imagine that being cute at all! EWWWW! Yuck!

hadassah444 said...

no comment...

Bashful said...

Rashad! A camel in the buff?? Ewwwwwwww!

Jamal said...

I love the Beyonce pic as well. You may have to furthur examine that dream