Saturday, August 05, 2006

I just picked my grandmother up from the airport this morning, and I was subjected to things that no grandson should have to hear. We were talking about my brother's upcoming marriage and baby, and she decided to share with me her first sexual experience. I was looking at her like, "are you for real", but she was completely oblivious to me. She gave me the scenario, the location, her feelings, what kind of a dude this was and everything. That's fucking disgusting man..I love my grandmother, but that kind of story doesn't even register on the TMI meter...that's off the charts. If I were her daughter or granddaughter, perhaps I could find it in my heart to understand. I mean the mental pictures alone were killing me inside man. Not good times at all.

I went on a date last night..now THAT was good times. There was no pressure, no nervousness, just a good time with someone I like and who likes me back. And it came completely out of nowhere, which makes it that much more special. Given my checkered past with the ladies, I'm not even going to project what's going to happen from here if anything. I'm just going to take it all in stride, and see where it takes me. Promising start so far though.

Thank god for weekend computer access....

5 comments:

Shaun said...

LOL! @ Granny sharing the story of her sexual experience with you. When my Granny starts up I either change the subject or find a reason to leave the room. Male or female no granchild want to hear that isht.

I am glad you had fun on your date. I hope it turns into something sweet and wonderful for you in the long run. :)

soft&subtle said...

Now that was funny; go granny! go granny! go granny! lol

soft&subtle said...

Now that was funny; go granny! go granny! go granny! lol

soft&subtle said...

Now THAT was funny; go granny! go granny! go granny! lol

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!!! Nuff SAID!