Sunday, August 26, 2007

I don't know what it is, but all this talk of Michael Vick and dog cruelty is making me want to buy one right away. I was walking down the street today, and I saw at least 9 or 10 dogs being walked by their respective owners. My friend makes fun of me, because every time I walk by a dog, I look he/she in the eye, and say, "hey buddy!". Sometimes the dogs will flare their wet nostrils and give me a loving look. Sometimes the dogs will give me a look of indifference and watch me walk by, and other times the dogs look like they are going to attack me for all of Vick's wrongdoings. Come to think of it, I don't limit my "hey buddy" speech to just dogs. I speak to cats, squirrels, birds and all of my "buddies" in the animal kingdom that I happen to cross paths with during the day. But I digress, a dog is on top of my list. I don't want a mean dog, or a bitch of a dog if you will. I want a Black Lab that looks just like this. I can get the dog to listen to me bitch about life, I can bring the dog on my morning runs, and what I like most, is going to stores, and tying my dogs around the nearby poles, while I go shopping. I think the dog would absolutely love that.

Yeah it was a slow weekend

6 comments:

LittleTortilla stays in DC said...

I want one too. Can't have one in my place. I've been told that I can't have a gay dog (silky terrier) but that's what I want.

hadassah444 said...

hahaha this was cute. What would you name it?

Bashful said...

Rashad you don't come off as an animal person to me. So just thinking about you talking to animals is hilarious to me. LOL!

maxwellsmusze said...

hey little buddy!

tia said...

ol' dr. dolittle ass...

Jo said...

The dog would absolutely, positively HATE being chained to the pole outside the store, VICK!!!

You call me buddy, too . . . does that mean you see me as an animal????