Sunday, October 19, 2008




From 7:50 am today to 7:50 pm tomorrow, I will be urinating in this container. This is probably definitely too much information for me to be typing in the blog, but I crossed that threshold a couple years ago, and frankly I cannot turn back. I have gone in a cup before, but never have I had to go in a jug like this. I don't usually have aim issues, but who knows what could happen in this type of circumstance. I have to leave the apt to cover some basketball related issues today, and I'm wondering do I: a)Leave this monstrous jug at home and just hold it until I come back or b)Lug this thing around like luggage, and hope no one asks me why I am transporting an impressive jug of urine. This should be interesting...

If you aren't a sports fan, then you missed a hell of a night last night. First the Boston Red Sox continued their improbable run, by beating Tampa Bay and forcing a game 7, and then Bernard Hopkins beat an undefeated champion named Kelly Pavlik in convincing fashion. I know I drove my lady crazy by basically standing up in the living room while this was going on, and flipping back and forth like a mad man. But it was well worth it.

Now if you excuse me, I have a jug to fill.

4 comments:

Eric said...

As a man of 40, I am extremely happy with the results of the Hopkins fight. He keeps proving people wrong and defying the odds. Very inspirational stuff. He took it to the young man last night in fine fashion.

£ said...

is there a reason your urine holder looks like a gas can? hey how cool would it be if cars ran on pee? road trip!

red sox forcing a game seven was crazy. I know furqal(a cutie btw) must have been so mad with those three errors in game five. fortunately they were able to redeem themselves in that white knuckler game seven.

rashad said...

lex,
never mention cuties and baseball in the same sentence on this blog. how dare you?

£ said...

lol oops my bad rashad. (he *is* cute though)