Thursday, June 11, 2009

So last night I found that MTV's latest installment of the Real World will take place in Washington DC. Then shortly thereafter I learned that not only will it be in DC, but these wonderful God-fearing adults will be housed less than two blocks away from my house. I can literally see their house from mine. Now according to my new favorite website there are definitely some challenges and obstacles that have to be overcome before this is a true reality, but the prospect of them coming here is exciting to me.

Why is it exciting you may ask? It gives me the opportunity to do a few things. One, I could accidentally get on TV, which has always been a dream of mine. I have no desire to be a sportscaster, or a weatherman, or to do anything that will require me to be in front of the camera for any sustained period of time. That's just not my deal. But if I can be filmed walking across the street, or walking into my apartment or hanging in a bar where Real World punks are located, I'd be just as happy. I'd DVR my appearance, link it on my blog, and be as giddy as a schoolgirl. The second thing the presence of the Real World would allow me to do, is "accidentally" get into a fight with one of the male house members. Granted, I haven't watched the Real World consistently since 2001, but still, I can almost guarantee that there are two kids who will need to be beat up. They will be at one of my favorite bars, they will get loud or say something borderline racist, I will make sure to insert myself in the situation (that's what he said), I'll let them swing first, look to make sure the camera is watching, then beat his monkey ass, on the self defense tip.

This sounds very juvenile I know, but you should know by reading this blog, that my maturity level fluctuates like the stock market. We're at a low point right now.

And now, the Mighty Mos Def and the Legendary Roots Crew on Jimmy Fallon two nights ago...

4 comments:

Chubbs said...

i'm excited that the Real World taping in DC, too! I can recall many many years ago wishing the show would come to DC, giving me the opportunity also to make an "accidental" appearance, or even maybe/possibly hook-up with one of the guys. Now, finally, it's coming to DC and not only have I aged out, I no longer live there. I hate MTV.

Jazzbrew said...

If there is one thing you can count on for Real World it's a fight or beatdown of some house guest. My money is on you homey.

AND - I can totally see you making the jump to sports TV like our boy Wilbon.

scout said...

how random and funny.

scout said...

how random and funny that'd be.