Background: One of my co-workers (Sam) is leaving early, so she's training everyone to do what she does until we find a replacement. My training was today, and my co-worker Jordan has a training tomorrow.

The Conversation

Sam: So I'm training you today right?
Me: Yes
Sam: That's right, you're today, and Jordan is tomorrow. I wish I could do both of you at the same time
Me: That's what she said

It never gets old (to me at least).